Total Medals Earned: 665 (From 141 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,260 Points
Medals Earned: 12/30 (70/270 points)
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Kill 1 Soldier
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Complete 50% of the missions
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Welcome back!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/90 points)
Find the rocket ship.
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)
Activate both cores of Planet I.
Activate both cores of Planet II.
Activate all four cores and reconnect the data beam.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/430 points)
Reaching area 1
Reaching area 2
Reaching area 3
Reaching area 4
Reaching area 7
Reaching area 8
Reaching area 5
Reaching area 6
Reaching area 10
Reaching area 9
Reaching area 11
Reaching area 12
Medals Earned: 5/7 (55/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
^__^
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/395 points)
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).